Because we hate you



As with all our rants, yes, there will be gay porn linked liberally throughout. Okay, that's out of the way.

Now, there are some fannish conventions that make sense. I can't think of any right now, but I'm sure they exist. But then there's things like special titles for things that are about as special as a turnip, OTPs that cannot be denied, or Draco's leather pants. This is what this section is about. Also, I wanted to be able to use a intro picture that didn't involve scantily clad men groping each other or something. Where were we.

This is where we will rant about the many mutations of the drabble (have you heard? there's fifteen word fic out there now. I hate you all), how much we hate the words 'queer anything' and that frankly, some of the 'best' pairings out there? Suck and and make no sense like whoa.

I wish we were unique in that last opinion because then we could feel special. So just count us in with the other hordes of people who scream that, only we're gonna be nice and not do it in your own personal forums. Okay? Okay.


That said, here are our rants:



Yes, Virginia, Slashers Can Like Het Without Justifying Ridiculously But Not That We've Found Yet, by Lilac

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Our Topics:


Life, The Universe and Buttsex

Why No One Will Ever Love You

Incest: Fandom Plague or Tool of Morons and Other Fannish Gimmicks

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