Because we hate you
As with all our rants, yes, there will be gay porn (we use that word loosely) linked liberally throughout. Okay, that's out of the way.
This section has the dubious honour of being almost entirely devoted to fanfiction that features slash and the people who love it. No, we don't distinguish the gender inside. Slash here is defined as a same sex couple in a fanfiction. Not canon gay couples though. Willow and Tara? Not slash. Just great.
Anyway, we hate slashers. We hate slash. We hate all of it. And after I'm done reading this, I'm going to go read some Greg/Nick(CSI) and love every moment because slash rocks. But god help me, if I see one mention of how Nick's cock satisfies Greg in ways no woman can, I'm gonna be back here, rant in hand. Thank you.
That said, here are our rants:
SLASH IS NOT A GENRE (unless you make it, and that's fucked up), by Jinx
A New Fannish Phenomenon; or, Where's Oprah when I need her? by Lilac
Orange and Yellow Are Not The Only Colours, by Teacup
Our Topics:
Life, The Universe and Buttsex
Why No One Will Ever Love You
Incest: Fandom Plague or Tool of Morons and Other Fannish Gimmicks
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